Colton Harris-Moore (the "Barefoot Bandit") is still on his whirlwind justice tour that's been going since his capture back in July. After dealing with federal and state charges, Harris-Moore is now facing the local jurisdictions, including San Juan County, who has just filed 16 charges against him, bringing his total charges in the islands to 17. 17 is also the number of local jurisdictions Harris-Moore's presumably completely overworked lawyer is wading through, working with prosecutors to avoid trial.
16 Additional San Juan Charges for the Barefoot Bandit
As Phone Book Cancellations Rise, Industry Sticks to Their Guns
Phone book cancellations have risen to 105,000--but representatives of the phone book industry still assert that their First Amendment rights are being violated.
Judge Shoots Down Preliminary Injunction to Phone Book Industry
After Thursday's mass phone book exodus--our citizenry opted out of nearly 60,000 phone books altogether--Dex filed a temporary restraining order against the ordinance making it possible, saying their first amendment rights were being violated. Yesterday, U.S. District Judge James L. Robart denied that request, saying that the injunction is not in the public interest (in fact, "privacy and waste reduction," according to court documents, are "competing public interests") and because the "Plaintiffs have failed to demonstrate a likelihood of success on the merits of their First Amendment claim."
PI Columnist Has Huge Boner for UW Volleyball Star
Of that much, we are certain, given Ted Miller's nine hundred word essay on Christal Morrison's "killer looks." First off, he's right. The girl is absolutely stunning -- in that bible school, girl-next-door kind of way. In fact, we'll readily admit that when we saw her smiling face on the front page of this morning's PI, we cut straight to page D1 for the full-size photo. Yeah, she's not bad. After cooling ourselves off with...
Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Israeli Pro Basketball Players
It was a terrifying night for former Garfield and UW basketballer Tre Simmons, who's playing in Israel this year. Israeli basketball fans are notoriously crazy, but the fans--or at least one fan--got a little too crazy yesterday at a contest between Holon (Simmons' team) and Jerusalem. A Jerusalem fan (presumably) threw a firecracker at the Holon bench. An alert security guard who tried to pick the explosive up and toss it away got his hand...
Seattlest Trivia Wrapup: Our Throat Survived
Seventeen teams showed up at the Old Pequliar last night to see if our voice would give out. We managed to get through the evening without having a Peter Brady moment, but we're grateful to those of you who were willing to step up to the mic at a moment's notice.
Crimes of the Times
Here are three vaguely computer-related crimes taken from recent headlines in Seattle, Chicago and New England.
Fremont Oktoberfest: We Drink A $21 Forty
Sunday afternoon turned out to be a terrific time to hit the Fremont Oktoberfest: at one o' clock it was still gray and cloudy and the crowds hadn't arrived. For $5 extra, we ended up with a total of eight tokens, good for eight 5-oz. pours.
Review: To Kill a Mockingbird @ Intiman
Empathy is the issue at hand, though. Lawyer Atticus Finch (David Bishins) is an odd bird. He won't play a backyard game of catch with his son Jem. He won't join in a touch football game. When he chats with Scout, his daughter, his conversation is mainly made up of oracular pronouncements not geared for childish comprehension.He hides his countywide fame as a marksman from his kids. He takes a case that guarantees the whole family will be subject to verbal abuse and gossip. And he's always at the office -- though how busy could a small town in Alabama in 1935 keep him? -- leaving his kids mainly in the housekeeper's care.
Microsoft 0, EU 670,000,000
Man, if the EU court that stuck it to Microsoft this weekend and Mr. and Mrs. Slowsky were in a race it would probably go off the board for betters. It's. Taking. For. Ever. The crime is Microsoft shutting out competitors by bundling Windows Media Player with Windows, which, to us at least, seems like an ancient issue. What are they going to go after Microsoft for next? Attaching round wheels to an axle? We were all about this issue when it was browsers that were being shut out of Microsoft operating systems, but for some reason we can't get all that excited about media players. Real Player? QuickTime? Fuck 'em. More troubling to us are the protocols that Microsoft has refused to open. Standards; there is a point to it, after all.
Dishin’: How Now, Xiao Long Bao?
Few foods are more fun – or more perfect – than xiao long bao. Originating in Shanghai, xiao long bao translates to “little basket bun,” but they are more commonly known as soup dumplings. Steamed in bamboo baskets which hold six to eight dumplings, the doughy wrappers serve as pouches for a fantastic filling of meat and meaty broth.
Starbucks Scalded a Retired Minister and All He Got Was a Questionnaire
... and a $50 gift card.
Turns Out Grandpa Loves the Museum a Little Too Much
Some people like going to the Eatonville Pioneer Farm Museum to see the genuine 1880s cabin. For others, it's the chance to participate in the craft instructions or walk the nature trail.
Fact or Hoax: Guns N' Roses' "Paradise City" Based on Seattle?
Seattlest confidant/subliterate henchman "Pete the Polak" told us a long stupid story this weekend about how a friend of a friend of his once knew Duff and this credible source claimed that it was he and not Axl who wrote the lyrics for the timeless classic "Paradise City" and that said song was based on Seattle. We immediately called horse shit on this obvious lie, but upon activating a computer we could find no evidence to the contrary.
Roethke Goes Down Writing: First Class @ ACT
If you want to know what goes on in a particularly good creative writing workshop, the first half of First Class at ACT handily answers that question. As the brilliant bipolar poet Theodore Roethke, John Aylward delivers a blizzard of insights into the writing process, growling, stalking back and forth, and sounding like Team Poetry is down just by 10 at the half and ready to make a comeback. Poet/playwright (and former Roethke student) David Wagoner calls Roethke the most charismatic man he's ever known, saying, "...if I've been able to recapture some of that charisma here, I'll be satisfied." He has, but we're not.
Ironic Justice For Puyallup Man
Some guy who decided Halloween was just too fun to be only one day a year got a heavy dose of ironic justice yesterday:
A Puyallup man who posed as a decorated Marine Corps captain for two years will tend graves at the Tahoma Military Cemetery in Kent as part of 500 hours of community service, a federal judge has decided.more ›
Pearl Jam Returns to Denmark, Shares Love For Roskilde Victims
Seven years ago tomorrow, nine people died in a wet, muddy, suffocating crowd surge during a Pearl Jam show at the Roskilde Festival in Denmark. This past Tuesday, the band was back to play Copenhagen for the first time since the tragedy.
UW Threatens Students and their Families with File-Sharing Lawsuits
And in news related to what will fill the iPhones purchased at the U Village Apple Store this week: UW has announced that not only will they not protect students from file-sharing lawsuits, they will hunt them down and club them to death to protect the violated rights-holders. Ok, a shoot-on-sight order isn't in effect yet--for the time being the University of Washington will only serve legal papers to students who use the school's network to download music.
Dogs: Can't Live With Em, Can't Shoot Em
In Seattle when your neighbor's dog won't shut up you glare out the window at nobody in particular momentarily before sliding it shut (with authority, because there's no neighborly impropriety on god's green Earth that can't be solved with a slammed window) and that's the end of it. That's not how they roll in Auburn, though. In Auburn they shoot the thing.
Move Over, Copper. There's a New Fish in Town
Better believe it, the 25-year reign of the Copper River salmon is over. The new king comes from the mighty Yukon River, and the architect of its ascendancy is (no real surprise) the same power-behind-the-throne, Jon Rowley.
Folklife--Everybody Needs a Thrill, Folklife--We've All Got a Space to Fill
Yes, we're Folklife enthusiasts. Where else can you get a funnel cake, a hip-hop spitfest, a latin dance party, and a contest for liars, all in one place? We quoted Prince in the headline because we wouldn't be surprised if he showed up at Folklife this year. There is so much shit going on this weekend, and you don't have to drive all the way to the silly Gorge and pay through your nose to enjoy the music, yall.
Steve Nash: Not Good Enough to Beat the Spurs, Not Good Enough to Be a Husky
One day in the early 90s, then-Husky basketball coach Lynn Nance said to himself, "You know, I'm pretty happy with Prentiss Perkins and Bryant Boston at guard," and declined to offer a scholarship to a young Canadian and UW fan named Steve Nash.
Dikembe Mutombo Back in Our Lives
The only things hotter than Oakland’s NBA team are its freeways [rimshot…crickets].
Zoning Strip Clubs Out of Seattle
Hot issues don't really die, ever, they just retreat underground and cool for a while before popping up in new places. Increased regulation of strip clubs was put down by voters recently by a pretty strong majority, but according to this email we just received the City Council is reintroducing some of the restrictions of the placement of new clubs in the form of a zoning ordinance. Today at 5:30 at City Hall there's a meeting to discuss the ordinance, which, this email claims, will reduce the areas available to new strip clubs to those outlined on the map below.
A Part Of Me Died When My Parents Divorced. Well, Not So Much 'Died' As 'Was Hacked Off By My Dad's Rabbi'
Kids have been getting shafted by disputes between their parents since the first caveman hired an attorney to protect his rock collection after breaking it off with the cavewoman. Or at least since the 70s--same difference. But there's a kid down in Oly who's about to suffer above and beyond what most casualties of divorce go through. His father has converted to Judaism (we're picturing Goodman in The Big Lebowski) and wants his son to convert as well. The son has agreed--although maybe "agreed" should have quotes around it because a twelve-year-old can't really disagree with much that his legal care-giver decides--to also convert to Judaism, even though one of the stipulations is that he gets circumcised.
Speaking Tour: 4/9 - 4/15
PREQUEL TO MCARTNEY'S WINGS: Richie Unterberger, the author of several books on the history of rock, shows some film footage and plays some music recordings of unreleased Beatles material. He´s promoting his latest book, The Unreleased Beatles -- Music and Film. We had no idea they were in jail! (Ha! Because of the "unreleased" -- see how...oh...sure, we can move on.)
Tonight's Target: Joe Blanton
Arsenal: High 80s fastball, slow curve, unremarkable slider. Relies on location to get guys out.

