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Holmgren Finally Gets It
Coach Holmgren hates to run. An impatient man, the quick results of passing seduce him. So he usually stops calling running plays around the 2nd quarter.
Mascot Roll Call
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, each of Seattle’s major sports franchises has its own mirthful mascot. Though sports mascots were historically intended to bring their respective teams good luck, nowadays it seems their only role is to provide live audiences with high-energy sideline entertainment. Their hyperactive antics usually involve dancing, pantomime, and general clowning around. They also mingle in the stands, delighting/scaring children, groping women, getting harassed by drunken fans, and enticing any furries in attendance.
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