Sounders FC (now with 100 percent less accused rapists!) faces undefeated Chivas USA Saturday night in Carson, CA. If the Sounders win, they will retake first place in the MLS Western Conference. They will also strike a blow for all that is good in the world, by taking out a team filled with and supported by TRAITORS! more ›

Our USL champion Seattle Sounders take on MLS-side Chivas USA Tuesday night in the third round of the US Open Cup. Tickets are on sale now for the 7:00 p.m. kickoff at Starfire Sports Complex in Renton. Due to the limited space at Starfire and anticipated demand, advanced ticket purchased is strongly suggested. more ›