It's a new game that teens from Port Angeles recently took up, called--and we do not kid--"lighter fluid tag." All it takes is a squirt of lighter fluid, the swipe of a lit match, and TAG you're it! Until they (being friends?) beat out the flames. Ultimately, you lose the game and become charred barbecue. Awesome. Sounds like great fun, no? Even the crazy grizzly-obsessed man, who lived among--and was eaten by--the Alaskan grizzlies pales in comparison. Lighter fluid tag is truly Darwinism at its best.
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