Results tagged “chicagowhitesox”

With the Mariners taking the rest of the summer off, Seattlest (along with some other local rag) is adopting the Chicago White Sox as our fake team for the rest of the season.

It's Mother's Day weekend. Some people say we should remember our mothers all year-round, not just on a single day. But we do! With yo momma jokes! Seattlest contributors share their favorites, along with their plans for enforced family togetherness.

Daylight savings time either starts or ends on Sunday, which means that you either get or lose an hour! What are you going to do or not do with it? Here's our plans...

Turns out that a low-fat diet doesn't reduce your risk of getting cancer or heart disease. Thank you, thank you, thank you, medical science. Cheer over your spilled skim milk and then make haste to the following former danger zones:

Freddy pitched seven scoreless innings for the Chicago White Sox to help bring the first World Series Championship to the Southside since 1917 in his first full season with the team. Hoopty horns blared, pipe bombs and meth labs detonated and fans went wild on the south side of Chicago and in a very localized area of north Seattle (today to be known as Chicago's far far far northwest side).

If your local sausage merchant, empanada slinger or Seattlest editor seems to have an extra bop in his bop sh'bop sh'bop today, it's because the Chicago White Sox won the World Series last night.

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