You know that old adage "Comedy = Tragedy + Time"? Well, Tragedy + Time also = Sports Team Nickname, as the Sounders' opponent on Saturday proves. more ›

Sometimes you need to clean yourself up, get serious, and move in with daddy for a few months before you head to Latin America for a new gig. The District bids Jenna Bush adios. D.C.-based television shows have an elderly audience and DCist has Butterstick the panda bear a birthday bash. more ›