Apparently, Dethklok are going on tour this summer, playing at the Showbox SoDo in Seattle in June, with pre-sale tickets available now with the secret password "duncanhills." This... could ruin... everything... Their performance will totally subvert all the work we've done over the years to manipulate the world economy and lull the citizens into apathy. General Crozier? General Crozier: My men have the Showbox under surveillance. When Dethklok arrives, I say we move in and......

Normally we don't like to report on the kind of news that brings a sad sigh to your lips and might make you think of calling your mother. But since Seattlest Abbey covered the story of the 10-year old boy who asked friends to bury his head in the sand, and we're filling in on the news beat while she's in Austin, we thought we should at mark the end of the story now that......

Flickr photo by Tifotter Have you seen the story about the guerilla marketing campaign gone bad? Seems like Boston practically shut down the entire city over some small magnetic signs that were part of a promotion for the T.V. show Aqua Teen Hunger Force on Cartoon Network. Now we're not calling anybody "dumb" per se; but "sophisticated electronic device consistant with an Improvised Explosive Device"? Give us a fucking break. The thing looked like......