If you're driving a white Subaru and in a hurry, you might want to give the Critical Mass bike ride a wide berth this afternoon. The scourge of Western civilization will be meeting up at Westlake Center at 5:30 p.m., with a UW "cell" leaving Red Square at 5:00 p.m. and heading to Westlake to join the main insurgency. Goddamn fixies everywhere! The SPD will be out in force, but we echo the concerned P-I commenter who asks: "Why is the Seattle Police Department allowing urban terrorists to run amok? This is one of the most idiotic molly-coddling of criminals I've ever heard of." It's probably not too much to say that the entire city is shivering in fear right about now. more ›