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A little while ago we were scanning the Best of Craigslist with a feeling of alarm that there might be some kind of Humor Gap growing between Seattle and other, funnier cities. So we demanded that you, Seattle, step up your game. We're delighted to see evidence of that with a recent Best of Craigslist entry that combines Seattle's indie bands, Georgetown, and bicycles to produce a truly Seattle-flavored oddity. It's a great honor to present: "Self-Proclaimed Yoko's Seek Band For Special Project." Sample quote: "Look, I'm not a fortune teller, but I do have a haunted vagina, notches on my bedpost that total over 100, and I can help you break up your band if you don't have the balls to do it yourself."

We have just spent approximately 35 seconds analyzing the contributions of Seattle residents to the Best of Craigslist, and we have discovered these salient facts: the last time Seattle made BoCL was July 16, when someone was selling an original Bible autographed by Jesus. Before that someone got fired, some dirt asked to be moved, and someone else found a stinky cat. These are all good, but it's been two and a half months since Seattle brought it to BoCL and that's too long. But your entry doesn't have to be. Get to it.