What's that? Your election hangover still hasn't worn off? Well, these news won't help your headache any.
Extra, Extra: Lie Detectors and the Liquor Board's Big Job
A Friendly Reminder: Tomorrow is Bank Transfer Day
What has Chase or Bank of America done for you, really? Really?
Extra, Extra: Bank of America, Amanda Knox, and Mouse Poop
Closing statements, monthly billing, and turds. What more do you need to know?
Extra, Extra: Cops and Robbers Edition
Crooks of all sizes are on the loose--and only some are getting caught.
What Are Your WaMu Shares Worth Now? How About Now?
Washington Mutual stock closed down today (why haven't we made that into auto-text yet?), at $2.01, which is also the price of this Murder City Devils DVD on eBay. The market closed down 500. The Fed let the market put a bullet in the head of Lehman Brothers over the weekend, and the Merrill Lynch bull was sold to the Bank of America slaughterhouse, so no one's in the mood to buy WaMu's pigs-in-a-poke shares. If our local savings and loan goes woohoo, though, we know who to blame. Or not. Scientific consensus our ass.

