If you're familiar with the Asylum Street Spankers, you don't need us to fumble through explaining their sound, their talents, or their puckish charm. If you have no clue who they are or what they do, we urge you to educate yourself. ("Hick Hop" represents just one "genre" they've invented.) Ultimately, what the Spankers are is unmissable. So if you did miss their two shows at the Triple Door on Friday, we feel sorry......