Well that was fun while it lasted. Of all people to pop this little Bronx balloon ride the Mariners were on, of course it had to be A-Rod. After another set of back-to-back complete game wins by Cliff Lee and Felix Hernandez, this time over the league-leading Yankees, suddenly we thought the M's could pull this thing out. Then A-Rod slapped a 2-run home run in the eight inning of today's game to beat the M's 4-2, prevent a sweep, and destroy our soul. What an asshole.
A-Rod, Times, Kindly Put Mariners Back In Their Place
Neighborhood News And Local Blog Round-Up
- Nooooo!! Curse you Steven Tyler and your lousy equilibrium! (Shaking fist) Thanks to his recent tumble off the stage, both Aerosmith and ZZ Top have canceled their Aug. 17 concert at White River Amphitheatre. And yes, ticket are refundable.
- The Seattle Transit Blog finally coughed up their "what's best for the future of Seattle transit" endorsements for the upcoming primary election.
- Seattle police were able to bring a dear 85-year old Wonedith Peters her beloved dog Suzie back, after a man stole the dog from her home last month.
A-Rod Returns Amid Rumor Kate Hudson Wants His Sperm
Kate Hudson wants A-Rod as a sperm donor, In Touch magazine reports.
Says a "friend of Hudson" (ahem): "She just turned 30 and she's ready to have her second child...so she brought up the idea to Alex and told him that they would make a beautiful baby together, and that she would assume all financial responsibility."
Wall of Shame
Seattle needs a Wall of Shame. A board of reckoning, publicly reminding the region’s powerful that all sins won’t be forgiven. Ideally located on the city tour circuit—not unlike the Fremont Troll, except political and mean-spirited in nature.
When the Rain Ain't a Pain
Expect the national TV broadcasters to rain clichés on the constant grey that is Seattle this weekend as the Seahawks host the Sean Taylor Memorial Experience at Qwest Field.
Anatomy of an At Bat: Brandon Morrow vs. Alex Rodriguez
Situation: Sunday afternoon. Mariners lead 2-1, bottom of the 8th, runners on 1st and 2nd, the majors' leading home run hitter at the plate.
Sorry Miss Jackson, Ken Griffey Jr. Just Passed Your Husband (For Real)
Yesterday Ken Griffey Jr hit his 564th career home run, passing Reggie Jackson to take sole possession of tenth place on the all time home run list. This makes Seattlest very happy.
All the News, Seth Style
--Though he's been rumored to be a candidate for both the Liberty and Long Beach State head coaching jobs, Cameron Dollar says it isn't true. Which means he's probably on a private plane to Long Beach right now.
Top Ten Sportsball Games of 2006
10. Mariners vs Yankees (August 22): The Yankees kept taking the lead and the Mariners kept coming back. In the ninth, with the score tied 5-5, A-Rod came up with a clutch bases loaded strike out. Later that inning Adrian Beltre won the game on a walk off home run.
Ex-Mariners of the Month
With the playoffs underway we thought it would be fun to look at all of the former Mariners you may come accross
Mariners Rule. Yankees Drool, and so do we.
Last night we found a way to enjoy a Mariners game-- get red-ass drunk and scream at the players for three hours.
A-Rod Now a Walking Joke (and the best player in baseball)
Well, well, look who is back in town, Mr. Alex Susan Rodriguez.
Washington Huskies Make Tournament...Again
Sunday afternoon the Washington Huskies basketball team acted like they had been there before. CBS cameras captured the team politely reacting to the announcement that they had made the NCAA Tournament as a five seed.
Sweet, Sweet Schadenfreude
Last night, Alex Rodriguez, Seattle's most-hated former P-I Sports Star of the Year, came to the plate in the 9th inning of the Yankees' must-win game against the Angels. Derek Jeter, the anti A-Rod, had singled to lead off the inning.
Memories and Milestones
We don't know what the most scarring experience of your early 20s was-- a disastrous relationship, a lengthy illness, a deep body massage from these guys--but ours was suffering through the late innings of each and every 1997 Seattle Mariners game, as the washouts and has-beens the team collected for its bullpen found new and inventive methods of losing games.
Voto Temprano, Voto a Menudo
When fans elected Major League Baseball's All-(20th) Century Team in 1999, they weren't very politically correct about it. Nowhere among the fifty available spots did they vote in a Latino player. Bad fans!

