--Turns out the military doesn't always want to hear about toxic gas.
Elsewhere In The Ist-a-verse
Austinist gets arty with an interactive guide to SXSW, loved some local art galleries and a new art exhibit and lamented the possible loss of "Friday Night Lights" production to New Mexico.
Alt.Feud: Seattle Weekly Eats Stranger's Lunch Cover Art
We'll decode this for you: see the Stranger was scheduled to run a Hernandez Brothers cover this week (also a week late), but they bumped it in favor of their unhealthy unseemly un-something fascination with Anna Nicole Smith. We're not sure who shopped what to whom, but -- surprise! -- the Weekly came out with a Hernandez Brothers cover.
Elsewhere In The Ist-a-verse
Valentine's Day is only a few days away, and we here across the Gothamist network wanted to express would like to tell you, in the spirit of the holiday, just how much we love you, our readers. Don't let it get to your heads, though. There are plenty of things we love, you included. Just be glad you're not amongst the things we hate.
When Content Matching Backfires
A special report from national advertising correspondent Pauls Toutonghi

