Show of hands, Seattle—how many of us called in sick this morning with plans to just end it all? Well, postpone those urges of mass suicide for a little while longer as we answer this week's burning question: What in the name of Mike Holmgren is a Code Black? We've been teased, taunted, nigh on tortured with those incessant All Important Episode promos showcasing the two words no surgeon wants to hear. And no, they're not Pittsburgh Steelers. Sigh. more ›

Have you ever had to make up your mind? Have you ever had to finally decide? Well, then, you're not like us, flip-flopping all over the place. And you're also not like McSteamy—er, Dreamy—who finally chose between his two little lovelies last night. And we're not talking a Kelly-Taylor-I-choose-me cop out choice, either, folks. We're talkin' a real deal, someone's heart is gonna break and we're gonna be there for every glorious second of it choice. But like us, you're not gonna find out who wins out in the game of coupling til later on. So let's get cracking. more ›