A future firefighter, of course. Or rather, someone who had hoped to become a firefighter, because this guy can pretty much kiss his firefighting and law enforcement career goodbye. An 18-year-old trainee with the Bucoda Fire Department stole and totaled the small town's only ambulance early Saturday morning. A volunteer firefighter spotted the joy-riding teen in the stolen ambulance on a rural road in the small Thurston County community. According to thief's would-be future firefighting......