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The 2009 Seattle Air Guitar Championships: the spandex was ferocious, the fringe mesmerizing, and the audience filled with royal assholes. Unfortunately it fell to us to bust his air bubble. He lacked the fringe and ultimate "airness" which led us to give Cyclops the single low-blow score of 5.9 and gave Dick Courage the title of 2009 Seattle Air Guitar Champion.