Yesterday, the Feds made some extra spending cash by selling what may be the last piece of the Seattle area's dwindling seedy underbelly. But they won't tell us who bought it, and we're dying to know. more ›

Naturally Mistress Matisse knows more about this than we do: "Normally at a peep show, the ladies don't ever come out from behind the glass. But on Playday, the dancers will out from the glass box for a day to play. Special events include: dressing room tours, "hot seat" dances, multi-girl shows. Meet and take a photo with your favorite performer, and much, much more." The Lusty Lady's Playday started at 10 a.m. but you've got time--it goes to 3 a.m., and all the money goes to the performers as a holiday bonus. In the spirit of Lusty Lady signage and our record-setting recession, we're calling this the Best Hard Time. Sorry, we know you wanted a photo. more ›