i'm reading animal, vegetable, miracle by barbara kingsolver, and it has convinced me to only buy my produce from farmers markets. hurray! she's an exquisite wordsmith at whose feet i would happily bo...

ktli1010 - we use "totes" to maintain our junior high readability level. we have a standard to uphold here. i'm totally with you on #2&3! well put!...

yeah the garage has that underground lair. i'll give em a call and see what's involved with renting it out. j-when i first read your list of needs, i thought you suggested wine boxes, which i think ...

thank god you put that hat on, mvb. your frizz was out of CONTROL....

oooooh bowl-o-rama! i'm down with that. ...

i've actually never seen that movie. does that mean i'm fired? or just that i have to move back to florida? ...

are you frizzing, mvb? ...

Go Bills!...

everyone has different taste. i have a thing for photographers, admittedly....

now i must know how to unlock my root chakra using some mr. muscle and a can of WD-40! best part of that video: he stirs the saline solution with his finger....

everything about that sounds disgusting....

that dude should be in beijing this week. ...

mine never went down. maybe i'm just special....

i can see how you'd mistaken audrey for the person with the fifth element tattoo....

is that all you guys have? no more guessing? are you forfeiting to someone who was almost kind of right? ...

are you allowed to use the word "olympics" in that headline? did you pay someone off without my knowledge?...

i'm with john. if he can see well enough from 120 yards to give shoot to kill with a single bullet, surely he could tell the difference between a big furry bear and a little lady in a blue jacket. i'm...

@herbisara - almost every coffee shop in town i've ever been to has allowed people to have their coffee put in their personal containers. where are you getting your coffee? ...

okay, i can see how that would be really annoying, especially when they steal your parking sticker! seems like it should be covered, though, under some other law. i mean, isn't using or abusing other ...

i was definitely tested on this in high school. must've been the half-year government class. which, clearly, taught me so much that i don't remember....