Robert C.

Well it’s been a year since we last took stock of what perpetually forlorn sports fans in the Emerald City can be thankful for. And since we enjoy the occasional exercise in self-torture, we decided to give it another go this year. We still don’t have enough for a... continue reading on Seattlest

Today is the day the Mariners formally said, "Eh fuck it" to the 2010 baseball season. As we anticipated, but never quite fully accepted in our Seattle Sports Fan Delusion, the Mariners traded away pitcher Cliff Lee, to of all teams, divison rival Texas. So all of you who... continue reading on Seattlest

Well that was fun while it lasted. Of all people to pop this little Bronx balloon ride the Mariners were on, of course it had to be A-Rod. After another set of back-to-back complete game wins by Cliff Lee and Felix Hernandez, this time over the league-leading Yankees, suddenly... continue reading on Seattlest

If you've never been there, Yankee Stadium can be a scary place in the mind of a Seattleite. Growing up, we'd always thought it was a place where gunfire broke out at random, and anyone wearing another team's jersey got stabbed in the neck with a rusty screwdriver. We'd... continue reading on Seattlest

Despite the best efforts of THE WORLD, the USA is moving on to the knockout rounds of the World Cup. And the way we're feeling right now, we could knock some people OUT. For 91 long, butt-puckering minutes, the Algerian goal was like some impenetrable enemy fortress, shot after... continue reading on Seattlest