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On August 28, 2009 12:23 PM in When Will the Mariners and Ken Griffey Jr. Have "The Talk"?, they said:

Also, Griffey is a damn comedy genuis: "Griffey says he's arranging to have the Nutcracker Suite played as Adrian Beltre's theme music when he returns to the lineup."...

On August 14, 2009 11:05 AM in Take Me Out to the Ball Rupturing, they said:

Aw nuts....

On June 24, 2009 11:18 AM in Sports Press Conference Autotune Mix, they said:

Speaking of which, best car commercial ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QMGPnTNtyA...

On June 10, 2009 1:10 PM in Brandon Morrow Suffering From Vocational Angst, they said:

This is why ballplayers should travel by train, LIKE THEY USED TO!...

On May 19, 2009 12:46 PM in Is Seattle a City or a Single-File Town?, they said:

Chief Sealth invented back-cuts....

On May 10, 2009 6:35 PM in Mariners 5, Minnesota 3, they said:

Jason Vargas vs. Scott Feldman Um, which one is the Mariner?...

On April 28, 2009 5:49 PM in Time for 8 Billion Sonic Commercials to Pay Off, they said:

Sonic is one of the few restaurants Aubrey McClendon can afford....

On April 28, 2009 5:43 PM in How to Dress for the Monorail, they said:

The 21st century is still calling Seattle....

On April 24, 2009 2:28 PM in Cougs One Team Paul Allen Can't Buy, they said:

The Sun Kings demand it....

On April 23, 2009 12:30 PM in School Board Delays Discovering Algebra, they said:

It's not like any of this matters, the world is going to end in 2012....

On April 3, 2009 9:06 AM in Montero Linked To Sexual Assault, Stalking Allegations, they said:

The team's first run in with the law. They can now be taken seriously by sports fans. ...

On January 30, 2009 2:50 PM in Super Bowl vs. Cooking (Primanti Brother's Sandwiches), they said:

Oops, we have corrected the misspelling. Sorry about that Steelers Girl, and good luck on Saturday. ...

On January 5, 2009 1:01 PM in Happy New Year! Now Get a Divorce, they said:

That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen, I mean who still has a land line?...

On December 23, 2008 7:50 AM in In Defense of the City (Or: The Real Disaster Will Not Be Blogged), they said:

Party Fernandez for City Council! We had a transformer on our block blow up, which took our power with it. Within an hour the city had repaired it, and our power came back on a short time after that....

On December 17, 2008 2:33 PM in The Weather People Need to be Punched in the Neck, they said:

I wish I could take credit, that joke belongs to Abbey, my friend's sister, and the people of Zylor Electronics Inc....

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