Steve Winwood

I nominate Troy J. Morrisey....

That Onion article offends me...

You put the puddin' in the skizm and the skazm!...

The child looks like a two headed siamese beast not seen in Clash of the Titans or on my Clash of the Titans commemorative belt that I enjoy wearing and flaunting....

Hey you guys, some free squirrel meat at Michael Van Baker's house! Hot Pockets!...

Hang on a second, fella! How do I know there are no serial killers lurking in that barn?...

Hey! I dont see how you can compare this to the Holocaust, Rwanda and Darfur, fella!...

Bill Oreilly probably knows the cost of the falafel - AW ZING!...

First paragraph second sentence: "The official rate refers to people actively seeking unemployment" Do you mean actively seeking employment? Why would anyone actively seek unemployment? That's like s...

It took a while but I finally realized that "Iraq Me, Dave Petraeus" = "Rock Me, Amadeus". Little known fact: when I was a boy, I misheard the "Amadeus, Amadeus" refrain as "Hot Potatoes, Hot Potatoes...

WRONG! Dinners (plural) that are ready. Dinners Ready. Has your Loser train to Loserville pulled in to the train station yet? ...

There's no more room on the loser train, Henry so it looks like you're going to have to walk. (Oh snap.)...

You are easily avoidable as well, Tom. Look who* just got zinged. (*You did.)...

Not necessarily, fella. Some people work Saturday's and Sunday's and therefore their weekends would be days that mortal civilians such as yourself would regard as "week day's". You lose as well. Go si...

I recommend you change your name to Aubrey....