Seattle Antagonist

You better take that back right now. Chuck Norris does not have a weakness. It may be to late for you if he heard about this blasphemy. There may already be a round house kick on the way....

Wow, Destiny must not be much of a psychic if she didn't see this one coming. I mean you would think any psychic worth her weight in suckers money would be able to see something like a fire and 9 thou...

I may not have an MBA but I am pretty sure that if your company goes bankrupt, you are no longer owed any money. Especially when you are part of the reason why the company went bankrupt. If these guys...

Arrgh, you beat me to that comment....

You forgot to mention the ridiculous amount of NCAA championships that UW has won in rowing....

What is the deal with babying everyonethese days? At this rate, we will soon be banning sports with physical contact. I was knocked unconscious several times over the course of my youth while playing ...

If you take enough Viagra, you may not have to worry about finding a job. Good way to thin out the job hunters....

Is your girlfriend staring over your shoulder while you write this? She is isn't she. Well, I hope you get brownie points for this. ...

Really, she is the champion of an all girls league. Doesn't sound very impressive to me. Now, if she takes down a few boys, I might be impressed. I mean really, chess geeks have enough trouble achievi...

Getting a vasectomy due to an ailing economy doesn't seem to be a very well thought out plan. Eventually the economy will be rectified, and these people will want to be able to have children. Vasectom...

Who needses edumacation. we's can gets along jus fien. ...

About time, something was done to clean up Belltown. The area has been steadily declining for the past year and a half. I guess the police decided to do something after all the businesses began to fle...

For the price of admission to this thing, I could just fly to New York and attend a real fashion show and not have to pay for it. This is a joke, and no one is ever going to take Seattle seriously as ...

Everyone who claims to be thinking about running, eventually says that they are not going to run because Mayor Nickels is to powerful and established. At least that is how it has been going. If someon...

I agree, but don't forget about the teenage girls. They love Dane Cook. Combine drunk frat boys and teenage girls, and you have a good reason to avoid this show....