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Please don't ever, ever, ever write "the Puget Sound" again. The name of the body of water is "Puget Sound". "The Puget Sound" is as wrong as "The Lake Washington" or "The Mount Rainier" or "The Seatt...

If they trade Bedard and Beltre, they'll lose 100 games again. They're two of the bright spots. Griffey, like Ibanez before him only more so, will give away twice as many runs with his "glove" as he...

They also do huaraches at the street fair, which is an oblong (shoe-sole-shaped, hence the name) sope, or super-thick tortilla with a lip on it, like a mini-pizza. Insanely delicious. I agree about th...

I'm with Troy. These proposed routes just duplicate what are already the fastest bus routes in the city. What we need are fast ways ACROSS TOWN. Ballard to U-District and West Seattle to Columbia City...

Screw Archie McPhee's. Where's my goddamn liquor store?...

A lot of the younger market they're trying to reach doesn't really have any solid idea who Jerry Seinfeld is. His show's been off the air for a decade. What, is Milton Berle dead or something?...

Oh, yeah, I keep forgetting that I'm FAMOUS. I stop by here too, ya know. ...

The official Scrabble app sucks donkey dick, too. This is standard operating procedure nowadays: protect your brand by killing it....

Enjoying the excellent wines of Brouilly, Fleurie, Morgon, etc. will not increase your appreciation for Beaujolais Nouveau; it will lessen it. No one over the age of 12 should be drinking that stuff....