Overheard in Seatte: Scene it

Well, hello my Seattle dahhhlings. How was the club last night? Did you end up sporting the Jimmy Choo's to that red carpet thing? No, you did not. You know why? Because we live in SEATTLE.

I'm guessing you wore your wellies with your raggedy-ass gortex coat and took the bus...all the way home. Perhaps, if you're lucky enough, you're a 100 lb. hipster dude who wore his skinniest jeans yet to the usual Capitol Hill hang out, but make no mistake - this ain't NYC and you are not a friend of a cousin of Kim Kardashian.

That's not why we live here. We don't live to be seen - we live to see...and as it turns out, there's plenty of entertainment here in the Emerald City. We give you (with much love for our quirky city), the Seattle scene this week, as told by your overheard conversations.

Guess he moved to the right place.

OH by a Seattle holiday party by DJ: "I love watching white people dance."

Via @elise81

Nothing says "screw off" to your judgmental, bigoted family like coming out of the casket.

"So he left his whole estate to his secret gay lover? Awesome."

Thanks to @chrisdeager

The latest unconfirmed gossip from the 358 bus.

"Bigfoot. I seen 3 of them at one time in Oregon. 1979. The smell too. Smelled like dead bodies."

Another big thanks to @RoxThe358

In our final news of the night, it snowed in Seattle..just on 1st Ave though.

Snow guns trick sticking out of building windows on 1st Ave trick/delight passerby's.