Can't Miss It: Monday

Jamie Oliver and Steve Ells in scary processed food costumes.

It's Halloween, what isn't going on? Sure, there's Monday night TV and Doogie will be saying something lewd. Or, you could get out of the house and do something.

You've got your win cash money for dancing in costume at Neumo's, costs nothing to get in. You've got your Mormon bird plays, Rocky Horror at Re-bar, and an Evil Dead musical at ArtsWest; each have their appeal (and moderately priced; you might need to get on a waiting list).

But, if those kinds of events aren't your things, there's also the Loud. Rock. of King Tuff at the Funhouse. Central Cinema has Collide-o-scope's shenanigans followed by cheesy Bacon fun Tremors. While portions from the first volume of collected Ernest Hemingway letters will be discussed by the volume's editor at Elliott Bay Books. Or -- you get the point.

We know Asthon Kutcher is going to sleep with his mom or something, but go. Do. You'll be glad you did.

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