Overheard in Seattle: All Foam, No Beer

Hey there, poptarts! Is there anything more entertaining in this city of device-toting smartypants and latte sipping intellectuals than someone who’s a few peas short of a casserole? I think not. In this Emerald sea of nerd, a shot full of slow is dare I say: refreshing (especially when it's an alleged geek that let's some stupid slip). Don’t believe me? Check out this week’s best eavesdropped tidbits from the corners of our oh-so “Smart” City:

Days into the Occupy protests, a lightbulb goes off.

OH: "I'm going to have to change my bank!"

Thanks to @fbaum.

Reader beware.

OH: "Stupid twitter giving conflicting information!"

OH by @jaredrules

Someone needs to tell her now that there’s no such thing as a “magic candy bar.”

OH: "It's doing something for me. Especially the gooey centers."

From @mollywalnuts.

I guess the rock wall and gortex didn’t tip you off...

OH at REI: “I’m looking for something dressy.”

Thanks to @lauratorrell

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