Extra, Extra: Non-Knox News Items
Amazingly, the world did not stop spinning when the Amanda Knox verdict was handed down. Here are some of the things you may have missed while you were singing her praise or condemning her to death.
- People in upscale homes have found that the construction on 520 has left them feeling exposed. Protesters on Wall Street today would say that that's how the other 99% feel all the time, because they can't afford health care.
- Drug-laden "bath salts" (which can mimic the effects of LSD and meth) have officially been banned by the state of Washington. Up next: aromatherapy candles and red wine, which have been proven to mimic the symptoms of relaxation.
- Maria Cantwell officially has a challenger for her US Senate seat. It's republican state Senator Michal Baumgartner, who is mostly known for spending lots of money on his campaign.
That is all. You may now go back to crying with joy, or shamelessly trolling on various websites in broken English.
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