Today on Craigslist: Rapture Sales

Alright, readers. You didn't heed our advice to go to the StreetFair. You didn't heed our advice to do any of the things we told you to do today. You're still looking for a way to bide your time before the possible end of the Earth (which, by the way, isn't happening for a few months, unless you're being Raptured away). Fine. Here is our final suggestion: Rapture Sales.

There are tons of them! Here's one in Renton. And it's got some pretty cool stuff! From the ad:

...china, silver, glassware, vases, crystal, antique hats, umbrellas, steamer trunk, silver storage chest. Grandpas [sic] movie production equipment; video camera projector, splicer, large screen. Some new items including set of 4 mounted studded tires on rims for $75. (fit a 92 Ford F150) Air Force Barbie new in box, fair to good condition.

And here's one in Magnolia. It also promises some treasure:

Great furniture: queen size mattress and box spring, black rot iron canopy bed frame, dresser, 1950's cafe table, 4 chairs, wine rack, mirrors, artwork, room divider.

Or, you could go to this one, in Kent, which boasts:

UN-opened Star Wars Figures, Daycare Items, 3yr old Girls Clothes, VHS & DVD's, Large GeoTrax Train Set, Goosebumbs and other kids books, Surround Sound System, Doll House, Car seat, Golf Clubs

So there you have it. Before the good among us are Raptured into the sky, and the bad among us stay here and wait for the plagues, floods, etc., go get yourself a steal on some Star Wars figures and a wine rack.