Super Uncool: Burglars Boost Lotto Tickets from the Greenwood Liquor Store
Burglars, we get it. The economy sucks, gas is too damn high, April was a shitty weather month--but seriously, did you have to go and rip off the liquor store?
The Seattle PI is reporting that this morning that early this morning, two douchebags busted up the front door of the Greenwood liquor store at around 5 a.m. and stole not booze, but lottery tickets.
I take this very personally. As a resident of Greenwood, that tiny boozery is like an oasis at 92nd Street. The Greenwood liquor store employs some of the awesomest, crabbiest ladies and men in coveralls (which are not required by the state, but you know what? Those liquor store dudes wear them anyway) in this town. Sure, it's not the flashiest watering hole in town, but seriously, in a state where all of our hard alcohol comes from the same place, the liquor store is kind of holy ground.
Also, some of Washington State's lottery ticket proceeds go to charity. Well done, senseless criminals.
This is very bogus. I suggest that, to help the State recoup their losses, we all go spend lots of money on booze.
