Can't Miss It: Monday

WHOOO BOY: what better way to start off your week than with some sexually charged emotional displacement? Make your job seem...normal, with a viewing of Secretary. By the way, does anyone still have secretaries? It seems like sort of a by gone era. The movie wouldn't be nearly as cool if it was called Office Manger.

9:30 p.m. // Central Cinema // $6

DANCE DANCE!: we'd never heard of Wallpaper until browsing the events listings for tonight, but actually quite enjoyed some of their streaming tunes. Makes us want to robot dance. Check them out tonight with the Dance Party and K. Flay at Neumos.

8:00 p.m. // Neumos // $10

TAP THAT SCIENCE: Third Place Books brings us another 'Science on Tap' tonight, featuring Stan Fields, co-author Genetic Twists of Fate. Ain't much scarier than genes, guys.

7:00 p.m. // Third Place Books Ravenna // FREE