Jones Soda Running Onion Headlines on Its Labels

Jones Soda likes its novelties, from the turkey and gravy-flavored beverages that appear every fall, to the recent bacon-flavored soda.

Now the Seattle-based company is joining forces with The Onion for a limited line of six sodas that will feature smart alecky funny-'cause-it's-true Onion headlines on the label.

The assortment of green apple, strawberry-lime and root beer sodas come in a six pack with headlines such as “Nation Demands Tax Dollars Only Be Wasted on Stuff That’s Awesome” “and “Work Friend Accidentally Becomes Real Friend.”

C'mon, no "Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs 'Oh, Shit,' Says Humanity"?

Six-packs are $12.99. Get 'em at here and here. And Jones, if you plan a second run of Onion-partnered beverages, please consider using my favorite headline ever.