Countdown to 2011: Anonymest's 10 Most Regrettable Drunken Moments of 2010

Seattlest will be counting down to 2011 with a series of posts on our highlights of this year and what we're looking forward to in the next. Got a list to suggest? Send it our way. See the entire series here.

As we prepare for one final night of 2010 merriment, we look back at some moments that would be memorable, if only our memory wasn't so fuzzy the next morning.

This should be obvious but in interest of our current and future employability and to protect the innocent, names have been removed from this piece. Take a wild guess but let's just say it's probably exactly who you think it is.

1. Inviting every single person (including the bartender) at Whisky Bar back to the fancy Belltown condo which belonged to a friend's parents.

2. Doing 3 a.m. cannonballs into the hot tub of said condominium.

3. Borrowing some stretchers to body-surf down several flights of stairs outside of a First Hill hospital.

4. Disrespecting the purple muscle car of the Winthrop Marshals. But honestly, it was parked too close to our house and it was simply too tempting. We didn't mean anything by it.

5. And while we're at it, there are a lot of things about that lost Eastern Washington weekend which we file under 'hoo-doggy'. Like the tattoos.

6. Making friends in the photobooth of the Cha Cha.

7. Trying to walk home from Georgetown after getting too cozy with the free wine at a local arts fundraiser.

8. Puking in front of Beth's Cafe right as some grandma tourists were taking pictures of the sign. But hey, at least they got the authentic story.

9. Every story too salacious to account here, even under the guise of anonymity. 2010 has been a good year.

10. Every naughty thing we didn't do this year. We regret all the adventures we didn't have, the hotties we didn't dance with, the parties we didn't attend and the drinks we didn't drink. Here's hoping next year is as good as this year and possibly even better.