Breaking: Nobody In Washington Killed By Four Loko Over the Weekend

After the past week's mad dash for everyone's favorite condemned energy malt beverage, Four Loko, many were expecting a fourpacolypse on the last weekend before the Washington State Liquor Control Board's ban goes into effect. But, shockingly, no one in the state died at the hands of the Loko, and life goes on.

This guy in Philly apparently went insane after 1.5 of them, though. Remember: savor your Four Loko.

[from CBS via Eater]

Also important--please, please do not consume 48 ounces of a beverage that is 12% alcohol by volume and drive home.

In case you forgot to mark your calendar, the WSLCB ban kicks in on Wednesday.