World Wide WTF: A Duck Says... Woof?

Ducks used to be cute. They used to be super sweet water-dwelling birds with the ability to both swim and fly. Oh, their little quacking used to be adorable. However, all the awesome-ness that was Daisy and Donald Duck cannot undo what I have learned about the duck species since the mid-90s. The internet has taught me that ducks are necrophiliacs and rapists and that because of all that forceful sexual activity, they have developed the strangest genitalia ever.

Even with all this disgusting and unnecessary information about the Anas platyrhynchos, this gem from the web almost makes me want to like them again.