World Wide WTF: Ebay FashionVault

EBay recently launched FashionVault, a safe home for auction-aholics to purchase designer goods. Sure, we understand - there's a lot of money to be made in Jimmy Choos. But you're the site people associate with Beanie Babies, quasi-famous celebrity autographs, and things that are shaped like Jesus. In short...there's still some eBay stank to be found lingering, Balenciaga or no. Case in point? One of their highest tiered categories is Reenactment Attire. Sorry eBay, but this is not making you any cooler.