No 4th of July Fireworks, FWORD!

4th of July by lempel_ziv from our flickr pool

Hi there! How's it hanging? What are you up to today while the nannies have the kids? We hope it involves doing donuts in a Bentley and or a solid gold bidet. Hey, did you hear the news that our 4th of July fireworks this summer got canceled? What the crap, right?? Hold on, hold on - don't choke on your caviar cru de te...we had an idea! What if you, and maybe some of your awesome rich friends, helped some of us plebeian, patriotic brothers and sisters out? Sure it's not your responsibility...but you have to admit it would be pretty badass of you. Maybe if you each sold one car and pooled it all together, we could all go on loving America in the explosive and fiery way we've grown accustomed to. You've probably been itching to get rid of your Maserati ever since "E" on Entourage got one, anyway.

We know this is neither your fault nor your burden, and we feel pretty bad for the organizers at One Reel too. But we'll feel worst of all for ourselves if we don't get to see a glorious helicopter chopping its way over Lake Union with a majestic American flag in tow. So get pledging por favor!

Thanks for your consideration and excited to hear from you,

Seattle Fireworks Fans