"Seattle Traffic" courtesy of Seattle Transit blogger and Seattlest Flickr Pool member Oran Viriyincy
WSDOT tells us that from 8 a.m. to 11 p.m. this Saturday, they're closing the onramp from Yale Avenue to southbound I-5 and one lane of southbound I-5 between Yale and Union Street. (Same deal 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. on Sunday.) "Southbound I-5 drivers should expect delays of up to 60 minutes through downtown Seattle on Saturday and delays of up to 20 minutes on Sunday."
Why yes, there is a Seahawks pre-season game scheduled for 7:30 p.m. on Saturday. Why do you ask?

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And don't forget this automatically opens a new Aurora parking lot at the same time!
Parking for everyone!
Swap some consonants and you get "Fustercluck". That's not bad, right?
Hey, you're right! Consonants. What was I thinking with vowels? That's crazy. Consonants are the way to go.
I thought it was a different kind of word joke. Say it out loud, "holy clust." I thought it was distasteful, but I guess it wasn't intentional.
What on earth are you going on about, Troy? "holyclust" doesn't sound like anything at all. Are you drunk again?
Whatever, quitter!