Aliens Boost Tourism In Eastern Washington

For the second time in three years, mysterious crop circles just happened to show up in the wheat fields of the small town of Wilbur, 65 miles west of Spokane. The farmers supernatural forces produced five rings declining in size, plus a circle crushed into the field's ripe wheat--without a footprint in sight. The local diner must be bustling with gossip this morning. But it's the Wilbur Chamber of Commerce that really values the extraterrestrial visit the most, recently giving them (?) an award of appreciation: "Thanks to the Aliens who made Wilbur their Vacation Destination!"