A-Rod Returns Amid Rumor Kate Hudson Wants His Sperm

Former Mariner Alex Rodriguez returns to Seattle tonight as a member of the New York Yankees, and you're probably looking for some material to heckle him with.

If you've used up the fodder our nation's gossip rags have provided already--being greedy, or lying about why he left the Mariners, or pushing Ken Griffey out of Seattle, or using steroids, or cheating on his wife, or being a poor sport, or being one of approximately 39,000 professional athletes to have slept with Madonna, or being unable to make up his mind what country he's from, or choking under pressure--we've got your back.

Kate Hudson wants A-Rod as a sperm donor, In Touch magazine reports.

Says a "friend of Hudson" (ahem): "She just turned 30 and she's ready to have her second child...so she brought up the idea to Alex and told him that they would make a beautiful baby together, and that she would assume all financial responsibility."

Isn't that romantic! "Honey, I want a baby with all of your physical properties, but if you don't want to stick around, that is A-OK!"

The In Touch "report" also states that Kate and Alex had an all-night love fest at the Toronto Hyatt that lasted 14 hours--or about 13 hours and 55 seconds longer than a "Alex Rodriguez Playoff Highlights Video" would run.

M's/Yankees play tonight through Sunday at Safeco Field. Happy Heckling!

[HT: Deadspin]