Can't Miss It: Tuesday

CHANNELING BARBRA STREISAND: If you love everything Neil Diamond, Bette Midler, or Barbra Streisand, you are in for a treat. The vocally gifted illusionist Edwards Twins, Anthony and Eddie Edwards (no joke), are in Seattle for a limited time to sing their asses off and impersonate many of the greats. People raves: "The Edwards Twins in many ways are better than watching the real thing." If you don't believe it, you will now. Seating can be hard to come by, so get there early. As a perk, on Tuesdays there's a two-for-one dinner special. Not bad!

6:30 p.m. dinner, 8:30 p.m. show // Julia's on Broadway, 300 Broadway East // Tickets: $25-35

MONTANA NOSTALGIA: Rick Bass will be reading from his latest non-fiction book, The Wild Marsh: Four Seasons at Home in Montana. Think Thoreau, only in Montana, and in the 21st century. It's set in the Yaak Valley of northwestern Montana at Bass' home--sometimes it's just nice to close your eyes and hear the descriptions of places untouched by Walmarts and suburbia, and think about the tall green pines, the pretty smelling flowers, and the crickets that put you to sleep at night.

7:30 p.m. // Elliott Bay Book Company, 101 South Main Street // FREE

ART OR LOVE?: Humpday, directed by local Lynn Shelton, is about two heterosexual guys who dare to do it on camera for the Stranger's amateur porn competition Hump! A contemporary, hilarious relationship comedy that "will have you alternately squirming and howling," according to David Schmader, who knows from squirming and howling.

4:30, 7, 9:20 p.m. // Harvard Exit, 807 East Roy // Tickets: $7-9.50