A Bodega in Ballard

It's getting so we don't even know Ballard any more. We were just making Ballard fishermen jokes to a friend who moved there, and he invited us to join the 21st century already in progress. Besides the new condos, bars, and restaurants, they have a "bodega" now (called Snacks!). Our friend IM'd us: "there were 3 fixies chained up out front when i went in to buy my mexican coca-cola." And that's when our computer exploded from recursive meta-hipsterism.