Light Rail Vanquishes PT Cruiser

You know, when the PT Cruiser first came out we were excited to see this brawny, modern hot rod that looked back to the great Plymouth roadsters like...uh...well, looked back period. But then we saw one up close and realized it was a station wagon for bonehead baby boomers. Yech two times. That's why we smiled when we heard one got creamed yesterday by a light rail train on MLK Way. The SPD says the "adult male driver" (i.e., douchebag) of the Chrysler "made an unlawful left turn against a red traffic signal into the path of a southbound light rail train at South Myrtle Street." Which is what you'd expect from a PT Cruiser driver. Here's to the next light rail accident report involving a Dodge Magnum.