Argosy's Fight Club Cruise, the Sordid Wrap-Up Edition

It all happened on a boat much like this one. "Argosy Cruise at Night" courtesy of seattlerealtorgal

It's unclear to us how a brawl involving fifty people can be boiled down to two sisters, but that's the story we're reading in the Seattle Times:

As officers approached the Spirit of Seattle they saw a 23-year-old woman, whom they identified as Taviona Amos, at the top of the gangway yelling and swearing. Several women were trying to escort her off the ship, but she held onto the railing, and refused to move, the affidavit said.

Amos' 29-year-old sister, identified as Tasha Amos, joined her. The two blocked others from getting off the ship and yelled and swore at officers, according to the affidavit.

Then they jumped the po-po. The sisters were with a group that had booked "three prior trips with Argosy with no problems," says the P-I. "Needless to say, this group will not be cruising with us again," Argosy spokesperson Maureen Black said.

If anyone knows what set the two sisters off, they aren't telling the papers. There we're in the dark, sailing on uncharted waters. Ah, the human condition.