It looks like that vice raid in Capitol Hill last night was for gambling after all. According to CHS: "This morning's vice squad bust shut down a secret card room and saloon that has been operating at 11th and E. Pike for 'several years,' a former employee of the illegal casino says."
Secret card room! And saloon! And maybe drugs! And a "high profile DJ"! How come we weren't invited?
David Caruso, we'll let you have the last word:

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"Looks like sometimes ..." (Steve Winwood puts his Steve Winwood sunglasses on his Steve Winwood face) "...the house doesn't always win" SCRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!