Man Overboard on Bainbridge Ferry Is Wooden Impersonator

The 7:55 Bainbridge-Seattle ferry stopped and began a search after a passenger reported seeing a man overboard, but as KOMO News reports, the sighting on closer inspection was "a log with colored flags attached to it." The Wenatchee got underway again about 8:45 a.m., delivering Bainbridge commuters late to work and with a highly dubious excuse, too. We report this news as a favor to them. We got your back, Bainbridgeans!