City of Seattle Still Suckers for Hi-Tech Toys
The sly movin' Parks Department decided to remove nearly 400 trash cans from city parks. Hoping to save $160,000, they encouraged park-goers to embrace a "pack in-pack out" policy. Now they are considering the use of $4,000 solar-powered compacting trash cans that don't need to be emptied as often, alleviating the cost of constantly taking out the trash.
Ummmm, Seattle, did we not learn our lesson from the $5-million, self-cleaning toilets? Need we remind you, the illegal-activity-producing auto-toilets were bought in a fit of restroom glorification, only to be sold a year later on eBay for $12,549?
Before we get ahead of ourselves, let's do some quick math. Removing 400 trash cans saves the $160,000; the city's solution to save more money includes purchasing $4,000, solar-powered trash cans. So before it's a wash, the city can only purchase up to 40 replacement trash cans (that's only 360 to go!). You don't have to have a garbage-ology degree to know that trash has a better chance of ending up in a can that's 50 feet away, as opposed to one every 500 feet.
Just give us our trash cans back, dammit! Stop making this harder than it needs to be.
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