Golfers: Port of Everett Not A Driving Range
How many golf balls does it take to piss-off the Port of Everett?
Oh, about 20 or so in recent days, as a mystery wanna-be Tiger Woods continues to hit golf balls off Everett's Rucker Hill into the port's shipping containers below. A few stray shots are probably getting the best of the workers and equipment, too.
That's one heckofa shot to make--wood, 9-iron?
The mystery golfer has royally miffed the port officials, to the point where they are now going all anti-terrorist. Considered a "potential threat," the port security is using their post-9/11 security privileges and plans to point cameras towards the surrounding homes where the golfer has been tee-ing off.
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