Fly By = Buh Bye For White House Military Director

On Friday, the White House released the news that Louis Caldera--the guy who authorized scaring the bejesus out New Yorkers for a photo opp of an Air Force One knock-off buzzing lower Manhattan--had "resigned." Pretty much, he got canned. Ideas for stunts like these are the reason why we use Photoshop in the first place. Hell, it would have been better than the actual photo. So, next order of business, add "Find new director of the White House Military Office" on Obama's never-ending list of things to do.