Seattle Street Etiquette: The Hand on the Ass

We were walking behind this couple for nearly an entire block yesterday and couldn't help but notice that this guy's hand never once left the bull's eye. Don't get us wrong, we're all for public displays of booty appreciation. It's just that his hand was right there. And from there it never moved.

A female friend of ours suggests the proper behavior: "It's a little unsettling he goes right for the middle. Man needs to choose a butt cheek and stick with it."

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By Jack in Miscellaneous on May 7, 2009 11:00 AM

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henry

Perhaps his lady-friend just ate a bad burrito and he's doing his part to prevent colonal disaster. It's not an awkward social display, it's a tender example of trust and love. Would you press your hand firmly over the ever-ripening Krakatoa of an ass knowing the possible outcomes of failure? This man deserves our applause.

Steve Winwood

When did you get breast implants, Troy?

Troy Morris

Right before I got laid off, in anticipation.

Troy Morris

I like to bounce back and forth, like when I was a kid and would roll my Hot Wheels back and forth over two couch cushions.

I also do roll my Hot Wheels (now collectibles) back and forth over boobies.