Shitty Landing For Small Plane

On Friday, a small single-engine Cessna found both the ground and a row of port-a-potties abruptly, as the pilot--possibly facing a failed engine--landed short of the runway, crashing his plane into the poo filled potties at Thun Field near Puyallup. The impact of the crash caused the plastic potties to dramatically burst outward--giving explosive diarrhea a whole new meaning. Officials report the potties prevented injury to the pilot and damage to a nearby mobile home area.